Saturday, March 9, 2013

REVIEW: A SERBIAN FILM(2010)

MY SHELL SHOCKED FRIENDS WENT STRAIGHT TO TAKE A BATH AFTER SEEING THE MOVIE. I ON THE OTHER HAND WAS TYPING SOME BULLSHIT STUFF TRYING TO OUTDO SRDAN SPASOJEVIC THE DIRECTOR IN CREATING SOMETHING MORE FUCKED UP. BUT IT WASNT COMING TOGETHER PROPERLY SO I'LL LET THE IDEA FERMENT N SHOCK THE WORLD ONE DAY. AS IT WAS EXPECTED A SERBIAN FILM ,IS A SHOCKER BUT WITHOUT ANY REAL REASONS. SHOCK WITHOUT ANY VALID POINT LOSES ITS STING N IT CERTAINLY FELT LESS SHOCKING THAN HOSTEL TO ME. MAYBE HAVING KNOWLEDGE ABOUT SERBIA COULD HAVE CHANGED IT FOR ME. BUT NOT MUCH I GUESS. I AM KIND OF A BASTARD N SUCH SHIT STOPPED SHOCKING ME A LONG TIME AGO.... 

SYNOPSIS: A SERBIAN FILM IS ABOUT A PORN STAR WHO HAS RETIRED,MARRIED N IS IN A KIND OF FINANCIAL MESS. HE GETS AN OFFER TO ACT IN AN ART FILM WHICH IS BEING SHOT IN SERBIA N HE IS BEING OFFERED A LARGE SUM OF MONEY. WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT HE IS SHOOTING HE AGREES N THEN UNKNOWINGLY TAKES PART IN THE MOST VILE MOVIE EVER TO BE MADE.

SO THERE I SAID IT. THE MOVIE WITHIN MOVIE IS VILE N VIOLENT N DIRTY. BUT IT WONT AFFECT YOU IF YOU ARENT IN LOOP ABOUT SERBIA AND HOW THEIR GOVERNMENT IS FUCKING PEOPLE SINCE BIRTH. AND THIS IS EXPLAINED LITERALLY WHICH LOOKS FAKE BUT I THINK NORMAL PEOPLE WOULD GET SHOCKED BEYOND BELIEF. AND IF THEY DONT THEY WILL DUE TO SCENES WHICH SHOW NECROPHILIA,PEDOPHILIA N INCEST. SO ITS A COMPLETE PACKAGE OF ALL THE VILENESS YOU CAN FIND IN THE WORLD BUT WHICH ACT AS POLITICAL ALLEGORY. SO READ UP SERBIA OR YOU'LL FIND THE MOVIE POINTLESS.

SPASOJEVIC N ALEKSANDAR RADIVOJEVIC MUST HAVE A MIND OF A LUNATIC. THEY HAVE WRITTEN A QUITE DISTURBING MOVIE WITH DOESNT WORK AS A WHOLE. A COUPLE OF SCENES HIT HARD BUT OTHERS LOOK JUST FORCED. ESPECIALLY THE FIRST 40MINS WHICH IS MORE LIKE A PORN MOVIE WITH ONE SEX SCENE GIVING WAY TO ANOTHER. DIDNT CUT IT OUT FOR ME. BUT HATS OFF TO SPASOJEVIC FOR HIS ASSURED DEBUT. HE TAKES THINGS TO ANOTHER LEVEL WITH HIS MASTERFUL DIRECTION. HOW HE CONVINCED HIS ACTORS TO DO SUCH SHOCKING SCENES IS PERPLEXING ME. EVEN IF I WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HOW THE FUCK COULD I EXPLAIN ITS WORTHWHILENESS?

ON THE ACTING FRONT THE MOVIE BELONGS TO THE LEAD SRDJAN TODOROVIC AS THE RETIRED POOR PORN STAR. AND THE OTHER PEOPLE GIVE HIM ABLE SUPPORT BUT HE IS THE SCENE STEALER AS THE WHOLE MOVIE REVOLVES AROUND HIM. LUST LOVE HEARTBREAK N SHOCK. HE GOES THROUGH SO MANY EMOTIONS. HE MUST HAVE BEEN DRAINED OUT OF HIS MIND AFTER THIS PERFORMANCE.

AS FOR CINEMATOGRAPHY, IT WAS SUCCESSFUL IN CEATING A GLOOM N DOOM TYPE OF ATMOSPHERE WHICH REMINDED ME OF HOSTEL.N THE SOUND N MUSIC WAS AVERAGE MOSTLY BUT AT SOME PLACES HELPED IN AMPING UP THE SHOCK EFFECT OF A SCENE. EDITING WAS TIGHT.

ALL IN ALL A MOVIE WHICH WILL SHOCK YOU BUT YOU'LL ENJOY IT ONLY IF YOU READ SOMETHING ABOUT SERBIA. A NEW ZENITH FOR SHOCK N GORE FANS :)

HighTension Meter- 5.5/10

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